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One day, a patient rushed into a Doctor's clinic. "Doctor! Please do something!" he groaned, almost doubled over in pain.
"What's the matter?" asked the doctor.
"Well... this morning, I..I..I accidentally swallowed a horse," began the man.
"A horse?! How can anyone swallow such a big animal? A fly or a mosquito, maybe," said the doctor.
The patient looked offended.
"Can't I tell a horse from a fly? I can feel it kicking its legs."
"All right. I'll have to operate," said the Doctor.
The patient looked relieved and agreed to wait. It was late afternoon when he was wheeled into the operating theatre still moaning and tossing about. The doctor injected him with a general dose of anesthesia that would put him to sleep for a good two hours. Then he sent for his driver.
"Go to that horse-riding school in Jayanagar and hire a horse for an hour," he instructed.
The driver did as he was instructed by the doctor.
When the patient regained his consciousness he saw the doctor sitting at his bedside.
"So, how do you feel now?" asked the doctor. "You were right. We did find a horse in your stomach. A massive fellow, too! No wonder you were in such agony!"
Saying that the doctor pointed to a horse outside tied to the window.
The patient thanked the doctor but was still worried. The doctor asked him, "But why are you still worried? You should be happy that the horse has been removed from your stomach."
"How much did you pay for the horse?''
I had swallowed a white horse and the horse tied outside is a black one.
D Niranjan Kumar
The patient replied to the Doctor: Doctor, since the horse was taken out of my stomach naturally it belongs to me. So I am taking the horse to my house.
Shreya V. Parashare
"The horse that I had swallowed was a smaller one."
"I am happy that the horse has been removed, sir. But, I am worried that I have to go back for work tommorow and there I have no doctors nor things to swallow or complain".
The patient said, "Ammm....am...I...I'm happy".When he went back home he called the doctor to say that he did'nt paid the fee because he did'nt have money to pay and nor there was a horse in his stomach! The doctor was shocked!
The patient replied" Well, when I swallowed the horse, I saw it was a female. I wasn't sure if she was going to have a baby, so I asked the horse dealer out of curiosity and he said yes!! So now I have a baby in my stomach!!!" After hearing that, the doctor fainted!!!
The horse which I ate was not as big as this.
THE PATIENT WAS STILL WORRIED BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT IF I WOULD GET THE PAIN AGAIN WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. THEN THE DOCTOR TOLD THE PATIENT THAT HE IS SAFE NOW AND WOULD NEVER GET THE PAIN AGAIN. SO HE REALIZED THAT HE REALLY IS FINE NOW ,THE WORRIES OF THE PATIENT GETS OVER AND HE GETS FINE.
When I swallowed the horse was white!!
The patient replied please come again.
The horse colour has changed.
The patient replied "You foolish doctor, how can I swallow a horse. I had done this to test your brain!."
I am worried because you told me that there was a horse in my stomach. Actually I was just testing you.
The patient replied "oh doctor I had swallowed two horses not one. Didn't you see when you cut my stomach."
You meant it wrong. I meant that I swallowed a horse fish.
THE PATIENT SAID "WHEN THE HORSE WAS IN MY STOMACH I DIDN'T FEEL HUNGRY. BUT NOW I AM SO HUNGRY."
But I swallowed a white horse and not brown?
"I was thinking that was there any horse in my stomach or not,that is why I was worried!".After that he was thinking how can there be a horse in my stomach while I played a prank with the doctor!
The patient said,"When the horse was in my stomach I didnt feel hungry but now I feel hungry and have to spend money to buy food."
The donkey got an idea to disturb his master so much so that the donkey could also go with the horse and the ox, so the donkey did so and escaped!
The patient thanked the doctor and went home.
But something is still kicking in my stomach.
"This was not the horse I had swallowed. I had swallowed ram's horse but this is sham's horse."
Oh !It was my dream! How can it be taken out when it was not there at all?
The horse which I swallowed was a young horse.
"I swallowed the toy horse of my grandchild", the patient said, confused. " But this is a real one!"
"The horse which I swallowed was a lot bigger than this. This is a mere pony." He said ,anger flashing in his eyes. WHERE IS MY HORSE?"
He said that he eated a HORSE FISH.
"I'am sorry,it was a dream which I saw yesterday night.
The patient told the docter that when the horse was inside his stomach he did not feel hungry but when the the horse was taken out he was feeling hungry.
"Doctor, I swallowed a toy horse but this is real! You are great doctor! You make things come alive. So you can make all my farm animals come alive. Hearing this the doctor fainted.
Oh no ! I played a prank on this doctor. Then how did the horse come out of my stomach ? That means I really had swallowed a horse.
Doctor, but the horse is too big. The horse which I swallowed was a young one. On hearing this, the doctor really fainted down!!!
The patient said,"I told a lie as I wanted a horse for myself, without any money."
"But I had swallowed a toy horse you might had misunderstood me. But that's ok now that horse is mine!"
The patient said, "When the horse was in my stomach I didn't feel hungry but now I feel hungry and have to spend money to buy food."
He also swallowed a seahorse and thought that there was a problem because the sea had come in the horse's tummy and that's why the horse was kicking and felt weird because he felt like he was different.
Doctor! I just wanted to fool you. I did not eat a live horse instead I ate a dead horse.
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