Dimdima
Online Children's Magazine from India
Dimdima
Online Children's Magazine from India
1. You say you are working in the cinema publicity department. What is your present assignment?
Pasting posters on walls!
2. Doctor: (to patient) You were complaining of memory loss and that you do not remember even incidents which happened recently. I gave you a strong pill. Has it worked?
Patient: Yes doctor! I am able to remember incidents of my previous birth also!
3. Bank Manager : (to customer) Sir! We advance loans only for the purchase of cars and other automobiles and not for purchasing petrol!
4. Lady: Doctor! My eight year old boy took the tonic which you gave for his growth. But he has grown so much that he is six foot tall and weighs 80 kilos! What should I do?
Doctor: Madam! The tonic which I gave was to be consumed over a period of three months but your son has gulped it in one go and that is the result!
Aakash Ravichandran
VIII A
Bhavan’s Mehta Vidyalaya
MANU SHARMA
Very funny
ATHITHYA
Awesome
NATASHA
ok!ok!
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Dimdima is the Sanskrit word for ‘drumbeat’. In olden days, victory in battle was heralded by the beat of drums or any important news to be conveyed to the people used to be accompanied with drumbeats.
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Dimdima.com, the Children's Website of Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan launched in 2000 and came out with a Printed version of Dimdima Magazine in 2004. At present the Printed Version have more than 35,000 subscribers from India and Abroad.