Diku: "Mom, What is this?"
Mother: "This is Enquiry Office. Whatever Doubt you have, you can clear it."
Diku entered into the Enquiry Office and asked the Officer: "Sir, My mom told me that you will clear doubts"
Officer: "Yes,what do you want?"
Diku: "What is the value of 8 X 3?"
Officer: "?????!!!!!!"